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  1. Wendy in BC

    Wendy in BC New Member

    Aug 25, 2010
    Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians: :(

    Forget Rednecks...

    If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
    September through May, .......You may live in Canada .

    If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, .......You may live in Canada .

    If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, ........You may live in Canada .

    If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialled a wrong number, .........You may live in Canada .

    If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend, .........You may live in Canada .

    If you measure distance in hours, .........You may live in Canada .

    If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, .........You may live in Canada .

    If you have switched from 'Heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, ..........You may live in Canada .

    If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, ........You may live in Canada .

    If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, ........You may live in Canada .

    If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, ........You may live in Canada .

    If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, ........You may live in Canada .

    If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km and you're going 95 and everybody is passing you, .........You may live in Canada .

    If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, ........You may live in Canada .

    If you know all 4 seasons:
    Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Road Construction,
    .......You may live in Canada .

    (This is my favourite, because how true)
    If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
    .........You may live in Canada .

    If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', ........You may live in Canada .

    If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your friends, .....you DEFINITELY are Canadian and proud to be !
  2. bill newton

    bill newton Active Member

    Apr 2, 2010
    i'll send this one to my son in victoria bc

    thanks wendy!!!

    carna pies!!!

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